Channel hopping late last night, I stumbled across the 50 Greatest Guitar Heroes on MTV; a rather drawn-out, ad-filled marathon of a programme.
Luckily, I happened upon it at just the right moment to see the Rolling Stones performing Satisfaction live. A performance which includes this wonderful moment where a fan rushes the stage; Keith Richards sees him coming and deals with him with style and aplomb, without missing a beat.
And this is why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons.