Archive For October 2005

More great lines from Steven Wright. “I installed a skylight in my apartment… The people who live above me are furious!” “I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.” “If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?” “All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.” “I used to workContinue Reading ›

If you are in a spaceship that is travelling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? — Steven Wright

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. — James M. Barrie

Because of the bloody French, European iPods have a very low and very annoying volume limit. Back off Brussels!  I’m a grown up and can operate a volume control. Sorry… thankfully it’s possible to hack the firmware on the iPod and remove this Nanny State nastiness. To do so is pretty tricky but some veryContinue Reading ›

We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. — Robert Wilensky