Notes From Afar

Year: 2007 (page 1 of 5)

Did I Speak Too Soon?

Having cited Apple as an example of companies bringing their customer service back home I was dissapointed to read this item over at Boing Boing Gadgets which seems to suggest that they aren’t.

Not only has the writer repeatedly had trouble getting through to Apple but when he got through this is the quality service he received:

“I see from your serial number you have a Macbook Pro.”

“Yes” I replied.

“Is this a portable computer?”

When I replied—incredulous—that it was, the man said there was a special “portables” department and shuffled me back directly into the same queue I had been in before.

Total wait time: 45 minutes

Total problems solved: 0

How very disappointing.

I hope Apple aren’t arrogant enough to think that their products don’t need support and if they do it can be poor support… that’s not the kind of “reality distortion field” that got them where they are.

An Open Letter on the Subject of Customer Service

Dear readers, customer and company representatives,

I am sick and tired of bad service. Not of bad products and goods but of the service that supports those products or is the product itself.

I am fed up with you seeing me as an annoyance, as something that costs you money to provide a service to and of your belief that I will accept the poorest possible service and not take my business to your competitors.

Here’s the thing; I will, and at the drop of a hat.

Here, out of the goodness of my heart, are a couple of clues for the clueless companies out there:

Clue 1

I am fed up with receiving terrible service because it “boosts your bottom line”. Here’s the thing, “off-shoring” your call centres to India is a terrible and short sighted idea. Yes, it boosts your bottom line but for how long? What happens as your customers wise up to the appalling service and start to move to your competitors with call centres in the UK? What happens to your bottom line then?

I have never had a positive experience with an Indian call centre. The moment I get through to one I know that you the service provider and the person I am giving money does not value me as a customer; you see me only as a cost. The service I receive represents your company – don’t you see that?

I get through on a crackling line to somebody that calls me Mr David or even worse Mr Hugh-geeze. Who then says things like “may I have your address?” Yes you may… oh wait you want my address? Well why didn’t you say… Then once we are past the name calling invariably my question or issue cannot be dealt with and I am transferred back to the UK. I was once dealt with by one of BT’s India call centres and found that they couldn’t even talk to the UK; they had to email the issue to the UK.

You are handing your competitors a real a true advantage. Think how many adverts you see on TV where a UK call centre is used as a positive selling point.

Clue 2

I am fed up with dialling your customer “service” number to hear the message “All our representatives are busy now; please hold and we will deal with your call as soon as possible.”

Arrrggh…

If you are going to provide a telephone line for customers make sure there is somebody there to answer the phone.

Then when you make me hold for an eon or two don’t have a message that says “your call is important to us” – no it’s not. If it was, you’d be speaking to me.

Dear Customer

You are as much to blame. You continue to accept service this bad; you continue to give these companies your money. You do not complain and you do not move your custom and money to a competitor.

Stop accepting it.

Complain.

Above all stop giving people who treat you this badly your money.

That’s the other problem; stop thinking only about the cost and start thinking about the experience of dealing with this company. What’s the point in saving a few quid if it means an hour on the phone every time your bill/statement arrives?

My Dream

I have a dream that one day people will stop accepting poor and insulting service, stop accepting being treated as an annoyance and will vote with their feet and take their business elsewhere.

Already some companies have seen the light, Adverts are on television promoting UK call centres, Apple and Dell have already brought some their service back from India – only some in Dell’s case I believe but would be happy to be proved wrong.

The Future

To make my own small contribution to this cause I will be writing about every piece of bad service I receive or see and the companies that deliver that service.

But I will also be celebrating the great service I receive or see and celebrating the companies that delight and deliver.

If you receive good or bad service then please share it here. Let’s name and shame those companies that don’t care and let’s celebrate and congratulate those that do. That’s what it boils down to you see – caring. Too many companies simply do not care about their customers.

Note: This entire post was written whilst waiting for BT (British Telecom) to fix the lates in a string of mistakes they have made on my account. Mistakes happen I get that but I really shouldn’t have to spend an hour or more on the phone to make you fix them.

1 Million Pay Mortgage With Credit Card

From The Guardian:

Rising housing costs forced more than a million householders to use a credit card to pay their mortgage or rent over the past 12 months, a poll for the housing charity Shelter reveals today.

It says a growing number of young people are turning to expensive sources of credit to hang on to a home.

The survey, conducted by YouGov for the charity’s magazine Roof, polled 2,000 households last month after the run on Northern Rock. It found that 6% of householders paying mortgage or rent reported using a credit card to make payments, rising to 7.5% of younger people aged 18-24, who were trying to keep a foothold on the first rung of the housing ladder.

Full article.

Simply amazing and terrifying.

I’m beginning to wonder if my children will actually be able to afford to buy a house when the time comes. So, what is the solution to the UK housing problem?

The Scum Career Development Model

I watched Scum for the first time recently. It is a great film, tough to watch in places, and confirmed to me what I had always suspected – I wouldn’t last 10 minutes in prison.

However, it did make me think about the hierarchical, structured environment in which I find myself daily – the corporate world. How interesting would work be if ‘prison rules’ applied to the workplace?

For example I could decide that I want to run my department; now normally that means working my way to the top through hardwork and ‘networking’ over some years but not with ‘prison rules’.

Under the “Scum Career Development Model” I would simply need to find the VP and batter him round the head with two snooker balls in a sock.

The Senior VP would be in the toilets (if copying Scum exactly) and that would require no more than bashing his head into the sink a couple of times, kicking him around and informing him that “I’m the Daddy now”.

Hey presto I now run my department.

iPhone Hands On

I’m at the Future of Web Apps conference today, more of which later, and have just had my first “play” with an iPhone and it is niiice. Very niiice…

Much smaller than it looks in photos, it feels marvellous in the hand. The screen is awesome and the UI… the UI is completely and utterly compelling. You just wanna play with it; zoom in, zoom out, flick through the music or the lists of contacts – hell just do stuff with it for the sake of it.

The only wrinkle I could see in my fairly brief play was potentially quite a big one – text entry. The keyboard is, I think, an acquired taste – everybody says you get used to it and essentially your body learns to use it. I hope so as I struggled; it probably took me 5 attempts to enter a URL.

So the big question… will I buy one?

Yes, but I’ll still wait for the 3G version.