More great lines from Steven Wright.
“I installed a skylight in my apartment… The people who live above me are furious!”
“I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.”
“If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?”
“All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.”
“I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.”
“I got food poisoning today. I don’t know when I’ll use it. ”
“How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?”
You really need to be able to hear these in Steven’s incredibly dry, slow monotone delivery…
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