More great lines from Steven Wright.
“I installed a skylight in my apartment… The people who live above me are furious!”
“I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.”
“If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?”
“All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.”
“I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. [...]
Archive for October, 2005
What’s Another Word for Thesaurus?
30 Oct 2005
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Quote of the Day
28 Oct 2005
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“If you are in a spaceship that is travelling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?”
Steven Wright
Thought for Today
20 Oct 2005
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Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
James M. Barrie
Release the Sound of Your iPod
Because of the bloody French, European iPods have a very low and very annoying volume limit.
Back off Brussels – I’m a grown up and can operate a volume control.
Sorry… thankfully it’s possible to hack the firmware on the iPod and remove this Nanny State nastiness. To do so is pretty tricky but some very [...]
A Million Monkeys
“We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.”
Robert Wilensky