More great lines from Steven Wright.
“I installed a skylight in my apartment… The people who live above me are furious!”
“I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.”
“If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?”
“All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.”
“I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. [...]

“If you are in a spaceship that is travelling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?”
Steven Wright

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
James M. Barrie

Because of the bloody French, European iPods have a very low and very annoying volume limit.
Back off Brussels! I’m a grown up and can operate a volume control!
Sorry… thankfully it’s possible to hack the firmware on the iPod and remove this Nanny State nastiness. To do so is pretty tricky but some very clever [...]

“We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.”
Robert Wilensky